Top Rated Funny Jokes

1. Sardar writes an Essay on Father
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the 
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . 
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: 

I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, 
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE.. 
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR. 

2.  Punjabi Jokes jurwa bachey

1 punjabi k gher main 2 bachey jurwan paida huway, to dadi boli: 

Lo Dasso Hun tay pakistan day halaat vaikh k bachey vi kally aan tou dar day ney..... 

in Urdu 
(lo batao ab tu Pakistan key halat daikh key bachey bi akaily aney sey dartey hain) 

3.  Tension hi Tension


Ladki ne aapse lift mangi, 
Raste mein uski tabiyat kharab ho gai. 
Aapko TENSION !! 

Aap hospital le gaye, 
Doctor bola – aap baap banne wale ho 
Aapko TENSION !! 

Aap bole – Mai iska baap nahi ! 
Phir ladki se pucha 
Ladki boli – yehi baap hai. 
Aapko aur TENSION. 

Phir police ayi 
Aapka medical check up hua. 
Report aayi. 
Aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte. 
Aapko aur TENSION !! 

Aap ne khuda ka shukar ada kiya aur aap Khushi Khushi ghar gaye ! 

Aur phir socha Ki ghar pe jo bachchay hai 
Wo kiske hai…???????? 

Aapko Phir TENSION !!!!!! 

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